so now... for the quotes from HP POA
MARGE : And do they use the cane at St. Brutus's, boy?
HARRY : Oh, yes. I've been beaten loads of times.
It doesn't matter about the father. In the end it comes down to the mother. You see it all the time with dogs. If there's something wrong with the bitch, there'll be something wrong with the pup... - Marge
STAN SHUNPIKE : Welcome to the Knight Bus. Emergency transport for the stranded witch or wizard. My name is Stan Shunpike, and I will be your conductor this evening.
Wha' choo doin' down there?
HARRY : Fell over.
STAN SHUNPIKE : Wha' choo fall over for?
HARRY : I didn't do it on purpose.
STAN SHUNPIKE : Well, come on then. Let's not wait for the grass to grow.
Hey, hey guys, whay the long faces? - Shrunken head
RON : I'm warning you, Hermione! Keep that bloody beast of yours away from Scabbers or I'll turn it into a tea cozy.
HERMIONE : He's a cat, Ronald! What do you expect? It's in his nature.
RON : A cat! Is that what they told you? Looks more like a pig with hair if you ask me.
HERMIONE : That's rich coming from the owner of that smelly old shoe brush.
GEORGE : Not flashing that clipping about again, are you, Ron?
RON : I haven't shown anyone!
FRED : No, not a soul. Unless you count Tom. The day maid. The night maid. The cook. The bloke that came to fix the toilet. That wizard from Belgium...
Why would I go looking for someone who wants to kill me? - Harry
RON : Who d'you reckon he is?
HERMIONE : Professor R.J. Lupin.
RON : You know everything. How is it she knows everything?
HERMIONE : It's on his suitcase Ronald.
HERMIONE : But they'll catch Black, won't they? I mean... eventually?
RON : Sure -- Of course, just that no one's ever broken out of Azkaban before and he's a raving, murderous lunatic...
You're not dangerous at all, are you, you great ugly brute -- - Draco
PANSY : Does it hurt terribly, Draco?
DRACO : It comes and goes. Still... I consider myself lucky. According to Madam Pomfrey, another minute or two... and I could've lost my arm.
This class is ridiculous... - Draco
SNAPE : Thank you for that assesment Mr. Malfoy. That is the second time you have spoken out of turn, Miss Granger. Tell me. Are you incapable of restraining yourself? Or do you take pride in being an insufferable know-it-all?
RON : He's got a point, you know.
HARRY : What's this rubbish?
FRED : Rubbish he says. That there's the secret to our success. But we've decided your needs are greater than ours. George, if you will...
GEORGE : I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
HARRY : 'Messrs Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs are proud to present The Marauder's Map'...?
GEORGE : Ah... Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs. We owe them so much.
HARRY : Hang on. This is Hogwarts! And that... No. Is that really...
FRED : Dumbledore.
GEORGE : In his study.
FRED : Pacing.
GEORGE : Does that a lot.
HARRY : You mean, this map shows...
FRED : Everyone.
HARRY : Everyone?
GEORGE : Everyone.
FRED : Where they are.
GEORGE : What they're doing.
FRED : Every minute.
GEORGE : Of every day.
HARRY : Brilliant! Where'd you get it?
FRED : Nicked it from Filch's office, of course, first year. Now listen. There's seven secret passageways out of the castle. But we'd recommend...
FRED/GEORGE : This one.
GEORGE : The One-Eyed Witch on the third floor.
HARRY : The One-Eyed...
FRED : Witch, right. But you best hurry. Filch is heading this way. Oh. And, Harry? When you're done, make sure to give it a tap and say, 'Mischief managed.' Otherwise, anyone can read it.
Well, well. Look who's here. You two shopping for your dream home? Seems a bit grand for you, Weasel- Bee. Don't your family all sleep in one room? - Draco
He was their friend. And he betrayed them. He was their friend! I hope he finds me. Because when he does, I'm going to be ready. When he does, I'm going to kill him. - Harry
My dad didn't strut. Nor do I. Now, if you don't mind, I'd appreciate you lowering your wand. - Harry
HARRY : 'Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs offer their compliments to Professor Snape and...'
SNAPE : Go on.
HARRY : '... and request that he keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.'
You... foul... loathsome... evil... little cockroach... - Hermione
HERMIONE : I think you owe someone an apology.
RON : Right. Next time I see Crookshanks, I'll let him know.
Here, Beaky... Come and get the nice dead ferret... - Hermione
HARRY : Now he's coming towards us...
HERMIONE : Right. Didn't think about that. RUN!
But i don't like FLYIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!! - Hermione
RON : How'd you two get over there? I was just talking to you... over there.
HERMIONE : What's he talking about Harry?
HARRY : Honestly Ron, how can anybody be in two places at the same time.
.not included in the show.
Ron : And this bloody cat ate my rat!
HERMIONE : That's a lie!
RON : It is not and you bloody well know it!
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